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- Date: Wed, 17 Jan 1996 11:11:42 GMT
- Subject: Soulful Complaint about one Colin James III
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- My complaint about Colin James
-
- Walking to class at that terribly early hour, do you ever say to
- yourself, "Colin James is wrong?" Well, I do, too. For starters,
- what I take much more seriously than uncivilized used-car salesmen
- is irrational junkies. He leaves me no choice but to scream. To say
- anything else would be a lie. We cannot allow callous maniacs to
- pass unnoticed. I want to talk about the big picture: Colin blames
- others for his superficial deeds. This is not the same as saying that
- I don't see why he wants to destroy our moral fiber, although that,
- too, is true. Most of us contend that he is extremely ostentatious.
-
- He must think that the world has no memory. We ought to teach Colin a
- lesson. His claims are pure tripe. If you don't think that he always
- sounds like he's reading a prepared speech, then think again. It
- would please him greatly to insult my intelligence. Colin's wretched
- fantasy fits neatly into his disgusting model of society. We need the
- space and autonomy to fight the beliefs that can hurt us. I imagine
- that what Colin seems to be forgetting is that a day without Colin
- would be like a day without pusillanimous fanaticism. It is becoming
- increasingly obvious to many people that I'm really bewildered by
- the hopeless nature of his arguments.
-
- The world would be better off if he had never been born. He seems to
- think that he is right and everybody else is wrong. Colin gives new
- meaning to the word "ridiculous". He should just quit whining about
- everything. He is living testimony to the uncouth ignorant attitudes
- that abandon me on a desert island.
-
- I definitely do not intend this letter to be in any way
- misinterpreted as a personal attack on Colin. We need to lead each
- other towards the understanding that his little world is far from
- reality. Most people are loath to admit that I urge you to join
- me in my quest to fight insensitive bimbos. That is no excuse for
- blathering devil-worshippers. Colin is as money-grubbing as he is
- homophobic. He has shown he's not afraid to be judgemental. By next
- weekend, his comments will draw unsuspecting misogynists into the
- orbit of self-centered cretins. Let me mention again that he should
- think for himself. Particularly telling is the way that craven
- thought police like Colin tend to conveniently ignore the key issues
- of this or any other situation. Colin condones the anti-democratic
- ideas that will move increasingly towards the establishment of a
- totalitarian Earth. To say otherwise would be belligerent. No one
- can deny that "unctuous" is his middle name, yet it is ridiculous
- that I have to be faced by fault-finders whose treacherous deeds
- are treated with apathy.
-
- Colin is obviously trying to stir up trouble, and unless we act now,
- he'll obviously succeed. I must protest his use of the worst kinds
- of filthy insecure cowboys I've ever seen to achieve his sleazy
- goals, as if it made any difference. And that, in my view, is our
- real problem.
-
- Thus I ask you, my honorable reader, to send
- a brief message to mlegare@wetware.com saying
- "I vote for Colin James III for KotM Jan 96".
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